Words to Live by Alec - Favorite Joke

What did the man say when he walked into the bar?

Ouch!

Happy Mine Birthday

About 13 years ago today, I got the sweetest call from Katie my niece. We share the same birthday. The little voice on the other end said, "Happy mine Birthday." That will be with me forever! I LOVED it! She, of course called today, still as cute as ever! She is now 15! WOW!

I have received many calls from family and friends. I really feel loved!

Yet, I am sitting here at work wondering if anyone here will say anything. The problem is, I work with all men, and their minds aren't set for matters such as birthdays or anniversarys. I haven't said anything about it being my birthday. I think I'd rather them not know than know and not do anything about it! How is this like my life?

I guess I would rather live in a world of 'maybe's' than definate 'no's'. I would rather be accidently forgotten than purposely ignored. Besides, with the calls, the cards, and presents I have all the attention I need!

Words to live by Alec - On Pool Games

We were watching Adam Ferera, a comedian, and he was talking about
how his girlfriend complains when he takes a shower.
He said, "I can't help it! There's water shooting out of the wall!'
She said, "No, its you!"
He said, "What do you think I am playing pool games in there?"
Then he puts his hand over his eyes and acts like he's playing saying,
"Marco --- Polo --- Marco ---Polo."

When Alec saw that he said, "I'm going to do that.
And when I find myself, I'll get out of the shower!"
Once again - I screamed with laughter!

Word To Live By Alec - On Saving Money

My son, Alec, is funny. Not many people know this because he is so quite. He's not really shy, he's just not very social. When he talks, he's FUN! I want to share!
The other night, Melanie and Elliot were talking about when they have kids. Elliot said, "The minute our children are born, we are going to set up a college savings plan." (Great idea)
Alec said, "Why don't you set up one BEFORE they're born, then if you dont have kids, by the time they graduate from high school, you'll be rich!" I SCREAMED WITH LAUGHTER!

Dance In The Rain

Last May, I went to Seagull Book. As I was looking around, I saw a sign that said, "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning to dance in the rain." I stood there and cried! It really hit home!

It seems like most of my life, I have been waiting for the next phase.

I remember when I was 4 asking my mom if we could just tell people I was 5. I thought life would begin when school started. I thought I would be complete when I got a sister. I couldn't wait to start Young Women (back then MIA). Then I knew that things would change when I graduated from High School...you get the picture!

As I look back, there were such wonderful experiences. I learned so much and have had GREAT opportunities! Some of the highlights that stand out are fishing with my brothers, sleigh riding in the mountains, Bomp, Proms, Drill Team, Choir Tours, The Improv Troup, Ricks College, DECA, The Netherland (my mission), Tapestry (the band), marrying Paul, my 4 children, various church callings, Partylite, Keith Jorgensen's, teaching, the radio show, trips to Hawaii, Cancun, The Netherlands, various cruises, Alchemists, and most receintly, my girls weddings.

The friends I have made in my life are eternal! I have met and made friends with the salt of the earth. By always looking to the future, I have created and enjoyed some amazing aspects of life.

If I were to change anything, I would bask in the bad times as well as the good, knowing that it all passes. I would try not to be so afraid of sorrow and apprehensive of good times.

I glad I have wonderful memories but in the future, I will live in the moment and relish everything given to me.

I will dance through life because it is a gift worth celebrating!